Episodes
Tuesday Jul 25, 2023
ep. 64 | PB&J
Tuesday Jul 25, 2023
Tuesday Jul 25, 2023
In this episode, tomato and Sekrit discuss first jellies, then peanuts butter, for the full 1 hour, 23 minutes, and 22 seconds.
Tuesday Apr 18, 2023
ep. 63 | 3.5 The After Kegster
Tuesday Apr 18, 2023
Tuesday Apr 18, 2023
I cut like 10 minutes of explaining Harvard Law School curricular minutiae out of this, you are so welcome.
Read along with us: 3.5 The After Kegster | Blog
Sunday Apr 02, 2023
ep. 62 | 3.4 Home Opener
Sunday Apr 02, 2023
Sunday Apr 02, 2023
Cannot express the self-restraint it took for me not to write a "I hardly know her!" joke in this description, and because of that, I'd like to dedicate this episode to several other restraints (or lack thereof) we discuss herein: Shitty's new 'do; fandom's Fry Guy obsession; and, of course, Jack's cock ca -
Read along with us: 3.4 Home Opener | Blog
Sunday Feb 26, 2023
ep. 61 | 3.3 Meet the Falconers
Sunday Feb 26, 2023
Sunday Feb 26, 2023
Do we have to?
Read along with us: 3.3 Meet the Falconers | Blog
Sunday Feb 19, 2023
ep. 60 | HS 6: Locker Room
Sunday Feb 19, 2023
Sunday Feb 19, 2023
In an unprecedented narrative experiment that absolutely explodes the typical OMGCP comic strip, beloved side characters Ransom and Holster explain the concept of a "locker room," which is a place where people, including hockey players, can get undressed and then dressed for an athletic activity. Jack isn't in this strip but you really have to imagine his giant ass looks outrageous in a jock strap, right. I wonder if there's porn about this? Link me if you know come. ... I meant to type "some," that was a typo.
Read along with us: HS 6: Locker Room | No blog thank god.
Wednesday Feb 08, 2023
ep 59 | 3.2 Taddy Tour
Wednesday Feb 08, 2023
Wednesday Feb 08, 2023
Sekrit and tomato answer the big questions...who is Tango? (No one.) Why does he matter? (He doesn't.) Did Jack and Bitty fuck in that truck? (Yeah, probably.) Plus the return of crowd-favorite segments Sekrit's Shardo Show and Chowder Infantilization Watch!
Read along with us: 3.2 Taddy Tour | Blog
Sunday Jan 29, 2023
ep. 58 | 3.1 WAG
Sunday Jan 29, 2023
Sunday Jan 29, 2023
WE'RE BACK, BABY!!! Sekrit and tomato explore WAGatha Christie and the British tabloid nightmare machine, Mr. Bittle's thousand yard stare straight through the fourth wall, and the logistics of...well, there's no other word for it...truckfuckin'.
Friday Jul 02, 2021
ep. 57 | Is This Podcast Mean?
Friday Jul 02, 2021
Friday Jul 02, 2021
No.
For this extremely special and unnecessary deep-dive, Sekrit and Tomato are joined by queerofcups, the author of a highly recommended fanfic, and one of those smart fandom people whose brain you'd love to pick? We did it, here in this episode. We cover everything from "what is criticism" to "why are some people so unhappy every time someone says Check, Please could be kind of better" -- and if you want to know if we think this podcast is mean (again, no), make sure to listen all the way through.
Transcripts (c/o jovishark) are now going live on our website!
Thursday Apr 22, 2021
ep. 56 | 2.19 - Goodbye for the Summer - II
Thursday Apr 22, 2021
Thursday Apr 22, 2021
A tale as old as time -
a story full of joy!
Barely even friends,
then somebody bends (ha ha),
when a man kisses a boy.
Read along with us: 2.19 Goodbye for the Summer II | Blog
Transcripts (c/o jovishark) coming soon to a website near you!
P.S. Thanks for waiting <3 <3 <3
Monday Mar 22, 2021
ep. 55 | 2.18 Goodbye for the Summer I
Monday Mar 22, 2021
Monday Mar 22, 2021
I can’t believe Jack and Bitty did the thing! WHAT?! -- Ngozi Ukazu
Read along with us: 2.18 Goodbye for the Summer I | Blog
Transcripts (c/o jovishark) coming soon to a website near you!